The long-awaited new blogger is here. I know you have all been sitting on the edge of your seats. It is none other than me - netty. I would have posted sooner, but I had a little bit of technical difficulty. Also, I am now working for "the two-headed dragon" at the Publishing House. The dragon doesn't like to let me leave the office at a decent hour. I am officially living in the world portrayed in the movie Office Space. I have my own cubicle and everything. Yesterday my computer crashed, and I had to call the Help Desk. A very odd man showed up an hour later to fix my computer. He told me exactly what he did to fix the problem, but I am not a complete weirdo so I didn't understand. Whatever. My computer works. I smiled and said thanks.

I have no vomit incidents to report nor am I aware of any upcoming events in my honor on the General Jackson. This will have to be it for my first post.

I have arrived.