It appears as though this blog is fluctuating between the insane and the absurd. This movement was created by Captain Crazy, who you see below in the purple hat and her sidekick, with the eyepatch. Their cruise has been nothing more than an adventure in brainwashing as they now think it is impossible to OD on the Mouse. Well, I have news for you. The ODing happening a long time ago for Lunanne, and a case this progressed is irreversible. She is lost. Those of us who are her children knew hope was lost the first time she declared that "A Squirrel was wearing a shawl." Later symptoms included running the fan nonstop in the den, losing crockpots and bathrobes, and attaching a mouse and numerical keypad to her laptop. Qualification for the asylum happened last week when she took an ax to the beloved family couch. Thus, trips to Disney provide her with the only sense of normalcy she will ever have. And it gives us a chance to party.