Does anybody even read this anymore, much less post? Here I am in Las Vegas, wasting everyone's inheritance, and no one seems to be too concerned. I may even try out for Sigfried or Roy's replacement (whichever one got chewed on).

In other news, I hear we may have a Molly-proof bannister soon. Does that mean she's going to move back home?

I have to go do my cocktail waitress shift.