Where is orphan lunch on Sunday?

Anal gave Advisor ten dollars to treat me to lunch today, and Advisor refused to share the dough. I think she should have to treat all the orphans to lunch now.

I went in the attic. the ladder almost broke. I think the ghost escaped and is now roaming around Cadillac downstairs.

And Anal-- you helped to pick the names. You got Anal because you didn't like the other ones we came up with. Deal.

Sincerely,
Dismal vonOldy

PS- if anyone is missing a black flipflop, I found one in the hall closet.