Hello from Omaha

First off, Aunt Dot does not live in Omaha. They live in Iowa. I did not know this. If I had, I would not have agreed to come on this trip. Iowa has too many vowels and it makes me uncomfortable to sleep in this state.
Anyways, quick update: we made it here alive. Tornado sirens have been going off. We have disregarded them. Tomorrow Bradley is going to make a special guest appearance. Three cheers for cousins you're unsure you've never met. Dot cooks everything. David had a beer. I ate a sandwich for dinner that was not ham and mayonnaise. We don't know what we're going to do while we're here. I'm stealing wireless internet from a neighbor, true Davidson style.
I now leave you with some picks:

GDizzle waiting in the airport.

GDizzle with his boarding pass.

On the plane.


Learning about what to do in case of an emergency.


Group Shot.

GDizzle was too good for the snacks on board. Luckily he brought his own. Guess what it was.

HandiSnacks!!! He rocks it Old Jefferson Pike style!

Here he is waiting for Dot to pick us up. We had to wait outside for ten minutes. GDizzle concluded that Dot was not excited to see us, because if she had been then she would have met us on time (even though we were early). What he is carrying is not a shaving kit. That was his carry on bag. It contained: toothpaste, band aids, cell phone, camera, toothbrush, and a comb. He also had a comb in his pocket, with which he combed his hair with in Chicago. He also carries around Tums in his pocket, loose.