New Horizons

The Springdoik Home for Suicidal Baby Birds has been torn down. Management feels like a new direction should be taken. Since PSI was not interested in developing a depressed bird unit, the old structure was demolished. Besides, it was beginning to smell, and anorexic flies were thinking about a redevelopment of their own.

We are awaiting bids (and birds) for a new venture. We are also awaiting one pissed off mama bird. Wear a hat.