Sometimes Mondays Suck

Here's why:

1. Luanne ate too much food.
2. Molly didn't get invited to lunch.
3. John the therapist forgot Maribeth's name.
4. It was very hot outside.
5. Maribeth decided to tell a sad moose story.

But sometimes Mondays don't suck. Here's why:

1. Luanne and Lynnette didn't have to think about walking today.
2. Fifty is Fabulous is now a power team.
3. Maribeth's car got its oil changed.
4. Opie had a playdate with Dad.
5. Luanne has clean sheets on the bed.

Sometimes Mondays just even themselves out.