The Hiker Is Alive

In answer to Advisor's many questions (which I guess she has time to formulate since she does not have E! or MTV), I would like to state:

1. In response to your being confused: I am sure Rebekah and/or John will take phone calls, for a fee.

2. Related to #1, we are confused also. We thought you would be in Georgia by now.

3. As far as separate vacations to Disney, yes it does happen. Although, I believe Sam had planned for this to be your "Welcome back to Civilization" Disney trip. Since you are not ready to be welcomed back, he did not think it prudent to waste money, so he and the Netster went without you. The next time you see a bunny, think Thumper.

4. As far as the Core Four question, I have no answer. Perhaps the originator of the CF can comment. I am a member of so many groups, I require extra sessions with Rebekah. Since apparently I have to save my money for your phone sessions, I cannot afford any extra on my part.

5. Related to #4, today's brunch consisted of Lu, Molly, and Scout. Again, I am not sure how Scout factors into the Four, or Five, or Six, or Seven.

6. As far as a day assigned to you, pick any day you have service. You were excused because of your supposed AT blog, but since you are neglecting that, you are hereby obligated to post weekly here.

7. We would visit you in the wilderness, except for a few minor details. Namely:

a) We never know what wilderness you are in, until you call us from said wilderness. It is often too late and too expensive (saving money for phone sessions, remember) for us to drop everything, and catch the next plane out to Podunk, New Hampshire.

b) The majority of us do not do wilderness.

c) We're not even sure you are in the wilderness.

d) I will gladly go the wilderness to visit, namely Wilderness Lodge. Are you there yet?

8. Will you ever hike before noon? This question is too complex for my brain.

9. As far as the Negro animals go, I cannot answer that. What were you planning to do with them on your return?

I hope this answers your queries, wherever you are.

Does this count for my Monday post, since Saturday's poster did not, indeed, post?