Top Ten Reasons Steve Is Not Posting Today

10. He was watching Scary Movie 4 and trying to make sure he understood the plot twists and character development.

9. He o.d.'ed on Kroger frozen Popsicles.

8. He was in a banana pudding coma.

7. He was taking his pre-sleep nap and forgot about it.

6. He was trying to figure out exactly where MB was and her rate of progress on the AT.

5. He was watching Friends, trying to catch up up with Molly.

4. He was trying to glue my 5-iron back together.

3. He had a bet to see if anyone could write a lamer post than he.

2. He was busy buying a really good birthday present for someone.

1. He heard Metro schools got out early, so he thought he was excused from posting.