News is News

So I haven't been posting the past few Sundays because I felt like I didn't have any news. So why clog up this think with garbage?

Whatever.

Well, now I have news. I got the true story straight from someone's mouth about what happened and why.

You can guess if you want. I won't post the juicy details here because this is public. All guesses can be emailed to me and the winner gets to buy me a pack of sour gummy worms.

Trust me - it's a good story.