Top Ten Reasons Why I am Posting So Late in the Day (or Night)

10. Book party

9. Usual slow service at Cheesecake Factory

8. Shaggy had to be tail-patted

7. Watching Dr. Rey's cleft palate/boob build-out/speech therapy episode

6. Dancing Marie

5. Helping Brittany pick out chandelier

4. Reading AARP Bulletin

3. Watching news to see if fire spread to 7th Avenue

2. Helping GDizzle car shop

1. Keep waiting for Hey Hey to show up