Top Ten Things I Learned at Disney World Today

1. Buffets are evil, even at Disney.

2. People who stand in lines have very firm opinions about the other people who stand in lines.

3. People will stand in line for 90 minutes just to see a cheetah. Or elephant. Or giraffe.

4. At Disney, you are more likely to talk to the total stranger next to you.

5. There is no way you could eat the amount of food you could buy at the grocery store with the money you spend on a meal at Disney.

6. The dining plan is not a diet plan.

7. To get the best Disney Christmas crap, buy it at Halloween.

8. If I want new Disney clothes, Maribeth needs to be wet or cold.

9. Disney will always be coming out with new stuff that I need to buy.

10. As much as I fuss about how much money I spend at Disney, it hasn't stopped me from spending it!