What I Learned In Columbus

1. You can get on wireless internet and not stay at the Wingate. You just have to go to beans&cream and log on to an unknown wireless service.

2. beans&cream does sell Starbucks - in the jar.

3. There are other places to eat in Columbus other than the skanky steak place.

4. There is a good place to wash your car where some guy scrubs it down before you go through the automated car wash - it costs $6, plus a tip for the washer guy.

5. Wherever you eat in Columbus, just order something different than the last time you ate there - there's a better chance of it being edible. Also, if your mashed potatoes are cold, the manager will bring you some hot ones.

6. The PBS station has much better reception, so it is clearer.

7. GDizzle's garage door actually closes.

8. A new telephone cord does NOT cost as much as a new phone that you can't hear the ring.

9. Wal Mart still sells cotton candy.

10. Pretty much everything is still the same.